Assholes Finish First
| Author | Tucker Max | 
|---|---|
| Language | English | 
| Genre | Non-fiction / Fratire | 
| Publisher | Simon & Schuster | 
| Publication date | September 28, 2010 | 
| Publication place | United States | 
| Pages | 416 | 
| ISBN | 1-4169-3874-5 | 
| Preceded by | I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | 
| Followed by | Hilarity Ensues | 
Assholes Finish First is a book by Tucker Max, detailing anecdotal stories, usually revolving around drinking and sex. It is the sequel to I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. The title is a parody of and corollary to the saying "Nice guys finish last," a frequent misquotation of Leo Durocher's statement "Nice guys; finish last," which was itself a 1975 misquotation by Durocher of his statement 29 years earlier about the 1946 baseball New York Giants.
The book debuted at Number 3 on The New York Times Best Seller list for hardcover nonfiction on October 17, 2010, and remained on the list for 14 consecutive weeks.