My Wrongs 8245–8249 & 117

My Wrongs #8245–8249 & 117
Directed byChris Morris
Written byChris Morris
Produced byMark Herbert
StarringPaddy Considine
Chris Morris
CinematographyDanny Cohen
Edited byBilly Sneddon
Music byChris Morris
Adrian Sutton
Richard Hawley
Distributed byWarp Films
Release dates
  • 14 November 2002 (2002-11-14) (premiere, London Film Festival)
  • 24 February 2003 (2003-02-24) (DVD release)
Running time
12 minutes
CountryUnited Kingdom
LanguageEnglish

My Wrongs #8245–8249 & 117 is a 2002 British short film written and directed by Chris Morris, starring Paddy Considine as a mentally disturbed man taking care of a friend's Doberman Pinscher (named Rothko, and voiced by Morris) while she is away. The dog talks to him and convinces him that he is on trial for everything he has done wrong in his life, and the dog is his lawyer.

This was the first film by Warp Films, an imprint of British record label Warp Records. It was released on DVD in 2003, on a region 0, PAL disc. The disc featured a false commentary track, among other bonuses. The packaging included a list of various wrongs committed by the protagonist, although one would have to destroy the case to read them all. The title comes from this tendency of the protagonist to record his sins: the film depicts numbers 8245–8249 in the timeline, and number 117, which was an unguarded comment made as a small boy, in a flashback.