Sidney Morgenbesser
| Sidney Morgenbesser | |
|---|---|
| Born | September 22, 1921 New York City, U.S. | 
| Died | August 1, 2004 (aged 82) New York City, U.S. | 
| Education | City College of New York University of Pennsylvania | 
| Alma mater | |
| Occupation(s) | Philosopher and academic | 
| Employer | Columbia University | 
Sidney Morgenbesser (September 22, 1921 – August 1, 2004) was an American philosopher and professor at Columbia University. He wrote little but is remembered by many for his philosophical witticisms.