The Craig Machine

The Craig Machine
Live album by
ReleasedOctober 4, 2005
RecordedMay 9 and 16, 2005 at Symphony Space, New York City, New York
GenreComedy
Length41:47
LabelWhat Are Records?
Stephen Lynch chronology
Superhero
(2002)
The Craig Machine
(2005)
Cleanest Hits
(2006)
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The Craig Machine is a live album by comedian Stephen Lynch, released on October 4, 2005 on What Are Records?. The CD was recorded live at Symphony Space in New York City on May 9 and 16, 2005. The Craig Machine debuted at #2 on Billboard Magazine's Comedy Charts and at #129 on the Billboard 200.

The title is lifted from a lyric from the fifth track on the album, which is from the point of view of Jesus Christ's brother, Craig. The quoted lyric asks of the listener "not 'What Would Jesus Do?' but 'Where will you be when the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?'"