Unrockbar

"Unrockbar"
Single by Die Ärzte
from the album Geräusch
Released15 September 2003
GenrePunk rock
Length3:47
4:01 (album version)
LabelHot Action Records
Songwriter(s)Farin Urlaub
Producer(s)Uwe Hoffmann & Die Ärzte
Die Ärzte singles chronology
"Unplugged – Komm zurück/Die Banane"
(2002)
"Unrockbar"
(2003)
"Dinge von denen"
(2003)

"Unrockbar" is a punk song by German band Die Ärzte. It's the first track on CD2 and the first single from their 2003 album Geräusch. The title is a self-derived German word, which can be translated as "unrockable", "unable to rock", or "unable to be rocked". The lyrics tell the story of a man who, to his shock and dismay, realizes that his girlfriend dislikes rock music.

References are made to Ricky Martin, Shakira as "unrockbar" and Beatsteaks as "rockbar" (in the song nothing is actually dubbed "rockbar" and "unrockbar", but are mentioned in corresponding contexts).